A tangible expression of the mess that is my mind.
boys who hate bright lipsticks because “itll get all over them” fail to realize it will come nowhere near them
me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*
white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)
-Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)
I’ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life.
This may be the best thing I’ve ever read(via pcoscansuckit)
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
why does the tumblr app make it so easy to accidentally unfollow someone